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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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FAT KONG
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Sexy or Ugly Friend?
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When we woke up this morning and heard that Tiger was addressing the universe, we really couldn't give a rat's ass. Until we saw him make out with his mother, NOW WE REALLY CARE. Somebody has to stop Tiger Woods. It's getting ridiculous. First he goes and bangs half the porn stars in California and now it appears that he's also banging his mom. THIS IS NUTZO. They say he's in sex rehab, but I just don't know. Does this looks like a dude who's in sex rehab? It looks like a dude who can't say no...to anyone female.
Oh, Tiger. What are we going to do with you? This is just getting awkward.
Hey, did you know midgets are hilarious when they get angry? It's true! They are truly really, really silly people when they swear and pretend they're not adorable and everything. We just want to squeeze his cheeks and say "OH YOU'RE SO CUTE! OH YES YOU ARE! OH YES YOU ARE!"
So last week we posted a blog about the world's tallest model and whether or not you'd totally sleep with her. We do realize that this post probably neglected the ladies who come to our website (but not the lesbians!) so we just wanted to be fair and post some dudes for ya'll. Here's Andre the Giant and some wrestling midget. Now who'd you rather?
Would we sleep with Andre the Giant? Our answer is after the jump.
(Click here if you want to go after the jump, fool!)
Which Pixar Character Are You?
Pixar’s characters are freaking amazing. Are you Woody? Buzz? Remy the rat? One of the Incredibles? Find out now!
Kid Gets Pwned By Bigass Dodgeball
Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.
Brook Hogan's Implants Will Play Frisbee With You, Too
Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.
Rat Meat is delicious
Sometimes regular meat is not an option. If its good enough for America's mayor, it's good enough for you.
Bullfighting Female Midget
This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...
Pikachuuuu!
This is not a rat, we don't care what you may think! This is further proof that Pokemon was based in reality! Gotta Catch Them All!
Midgets Hate Exercise!
Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!
Midgets Give Good Hand
Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
Denice Rodman Plays with Midgets
…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them
KFC Has a Rat Problem!
This KFC/Taco Bell in Manhattan was closed because it was SWARMING with rats. Groady!