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It's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday!!

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 3:04 PM

 

Today it's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday, featuring puppies and kitties (or kittehs, for the annoying people who come here). Why do people want to put a gun to faces of their little furry friends? We can only speculate it has something to do with imbreeding. But we're not scientists, so how the hell would we know.

 

A young a-hole in training. (via hangglide)

 

Why do parents buy Crocs for their kids? And why doesn't this dog bite off that little brat's head? (via ChickClick)

 

Crazy eyes and rape face are usually the same thing. (via randy metcalf)

...more pics after the jump....

 

Dude kind of looks like Vince Vaugh's tardy brother. (via castermer)

 

"Deaadd kittteehhhhhh" (via sayzey)

 

At least the blood will look cool on the window. RIGHT, GUYS!?!?! (via misterentropy)

 

Point a gun at anything adorable lately? Be sure to send us a picture: talkbalk@liquidgeneration.com!

 

Zombies Scare News Anchors

Zombies Scare News Anchors

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

 

Parrot Makes Sex With Photographer

Parrot Makes Sex With Photographer

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

 

Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

 

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

 

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

 

Crybaby Crocker

Crybaby Crocker

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

 

Uncle Kracker's Rapist Mugshot

Uncle Kracker's Rapist Mugshot

'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Designer Rapist

Designer Rapist

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.

 

Rapist Designer

Rapist Designer

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

 

Dolce & Gabbana's Gang Rape Ad

Dolce & Gabbana's Gang Rape Ad

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

 

Monumental Douchebag

Monumental Douchebag

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

 

Oh Man

Oh Man

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

 

Reno 911 Chastity Belt

Reno 911 Chastity Belt

The Police Tek 2000 will protect you from getting raped! Get yours today!

 

Jack Frost Rapes Shannon Elizabeth

Jack Frost Rapes Shannon Elizabeth

"Jack Frost" is an amazing B-movie horror flick from the 90s. Shannon Elizabeth played the sexy victim, and the snowman's carrot played her "boyfriend."

 

Bro Rape

Bro Rape

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

 

Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

 

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