VIDEOS
They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.
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10/22/2009
VIDEOS
Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.
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10/7/2009
VIDEOS
We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!
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5/8/2009
VIDEOS
It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.
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3/10/2009
PHOTOS
Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.
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9/16/2008
VIDEOS
This video single handedly ended prohibition, the country had officially gone insane.
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5/9/2008
VIDEOS
Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.
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11/21/2007
NEWS
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
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10/19/2007
PHOTOS
Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!
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9/14/2007
PHOTOS
'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"
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8/17/2007