VIDEOS
This video single handedly ended prohibition, the country had officially gone insane.
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5/9/2008
VIDEOS
Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.
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11/21/2007
VIDEOS
They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.
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10/31/2007
NEWS
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
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10/19/2007
PHOTOS
Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!
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9/14/2007
PHOTOS
'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"
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8/17/2007
PHOTOS
The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.
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5/11/2007
VIDEOS
Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!
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5/8/2007
NEWS
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!
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4/29/2007
PHOTOS
Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.
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4/4/2007