Manliest News Headline Ever

Manliest News Headline Ever

He's a Scottish cabbie who moonlights as Rambo's sidekick.

 

Rambo Death Chart

Rambo Death Chart

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

 

Rambo Bells!

Rambo Bells!

Rambo and Jingle Bells. They go together like peanut butter and jelly, blood and gore.

 

Rambo Trailer

Rambo Trailer

In theaters 1-25-08. Sylvester Stallone directs the fourth film in the Rambo series. In Thailand, John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing.

 

Animated Rambo

Animated Rambo

Think Rambo couldn't get any cuter than it already is? You were wrong!

 

Fatty Rambo

Fatty Rambo

Stop making fun of her. She thinks she's protecting us agains Osama bin Laden.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

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