PHOTOS
If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.
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5/28/2008
PHOTOS
Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs
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5/14/2008
PHOTOS
There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.
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5/12/2008
GAMES
Get a “Rachel” if you want – we’re not looking at your hair! We’re looking at your awesome 1990’s era boobies.
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4/24/2008
GAMES
Girls on the beach… in bikinis…they want you…to stop gawking, creep!
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4/8/2008
PHOTOS
Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!
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1/16/2008
MOVIES
In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.
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10/10/2007
VIDEOS
This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!
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6/20/2007
PHOTOS
Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).
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3/13/2007
NEWS
LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.
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2/1/2007