ANIMATIONS
Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!
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5/15/2007
PHOTOS
Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!
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5/11/2007
PHOTOS
While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!
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5/9/2007
VIDEOS
The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!
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5/9/2007
VIDEOS
Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!
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5/8/2007
GAMES
Everybody in the whole cell block was rocking to the jail boob rock.
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5/8/2007
GAMES
This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.
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5/8/2007
PHOTOS
Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!
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5/8/2007
PHOTOS
Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!
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5/7/2007