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Celebrities Behind Bars

By: Quentin Compson
November 27 2010, 10:21 AM

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

 

 

Celebrities Behind Bars

Celebrities Behind Bars

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

 

Thriller Performed by Prison Inmates

Thriller Performed by Prison Inmates

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

 

George W. Bush Torture Chamber

George W. Bush Torture Chamber

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

 

Spice Side Boobage!

Spice Side Boobage!

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

 

Prison Food: Better Than a School Lunch

Prison Food: Better Than a School Lunch

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

 

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

 

Paris is Free

Paris is Free

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

 

Paris' Letter from Prison

Paris' Letter from Prison

Paris is a prison pen pal! How nice!

 

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

Paris Hilton In

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

 

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

Paris in Prison Spoof Video

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

 

Man Screams Out at Paris Press Conference

Man Screams Out at Paris Press Conference

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

 

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

 

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

 

Paris gets Pumped in Prison!

Paris gets Pumped in Prison!

Watch a simulation of Paris Hilton's soon-to-come behind-bars sexcapades!

 

Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

 

Paris's Prison Panties

Paris's Prison Panties

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

 

PARIS goes to PRISON!

PARIS goes to PRISON!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

 

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Prison Guys Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

 

Kids Tattoo Maker

Kids Tattoo Maker

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!