Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

That is one hell of a trick and also probably pretty practical in his village.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

The game is pretty easy if you play the percentages.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.