Amazing 3D Transformers breakdancing video! It makes your Uncle Chuck's version of "the robot" look like total crap.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

It’s time to scare the crap out of your friends again with an LG Sabotage! This one involves a cop, a crash, and the sounds of bloody murder.

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.

This week Angelina Jolie is pregnant, New Jersey has a new slogan, Pam Anderson hates KFC, and David Hassellhoff is getting a divorce!

These boobs are tied in a ribbon, ready to be given to a friend or loved one. And holy crap. This is our 200th episode!

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features story lines where a character is pregnant, or is just so fat they look like they’re pregnant.

Take our online pregnancy test and you'll know whether or not you're pregnant in less than five minutes.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

This is a game show for movie nerds created by movie dorks. Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Japanese-talking, toupee-wearing Donald Trump! Oh crap!

Many people say that Billy Corgan is a musical genius. This movie proves they are full of crap.

You know someone who downloads a crap load of music, and for some reason they haven’t yet been sued by those pesky little bastards at the RIAA. This will make their luck go sour.