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"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

This compilation of surprises feature people popping out of the most unlikely places. Stupid pranks were never this funny!

Acute are a trio from Los Angeles who play pop music that is equally melodic and hooky. One song will have roaring power pop guitars and the next will lull you into submission with lush string arrangements and harpsichord solos! Check out their debut LP, “Arms Around a Stranger,” out now on Help Records.

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

PORN STARS! POP STARS! They all look the same! How can we ever tell them apart? It’s up to you my friend. You’re the only who can help us spot he difference!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

Recently the bloated princess of pop vacationed from her busy 15-minute lip-sync concert tour and headed off to Mexico. Apparently she thought "South of the Border" meant it was okay to show off her cheesy gordita ass in a thong.

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

You have to wait until the end of the video, but these two redneck Jackass-wannabes manage to pop a couple wheelies on a crappy golf cart before it takes them out. Awesome!

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Yeah those things look borderline painful. Let's hope her daddy wasn't around to catch a glimpse at those incest-tempters.

Whoose boobs hops on the Boob-le Star Galactica to serch the universe for boobs.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Carson Daly spoofs the princess of pop. And it's actually funny, go figure.