112 Sneezes In A Minute
This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.
If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Regis Will Fart If He Wants To
Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.
Think of the Dog
Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.
Flux Capacitor On Sale!
The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.
Rich people need more money
If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.
Man's Best Friend
There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.
Double Dose of Ass
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
When You Wish Upon a Knocker
These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!
One of these things…
… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.
Airborne Toxic Event-Poor Isaac
Check out the Airborne Toxic Event doing a pure acoustic version of “Poor Isaac.” This is the way we like it over at the LG studios!
Saddlebag Spears!
Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?
Stripper Britney
According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.
The Guild Ep. 1
Episode one of The Guild, in which we meet the poor souls trapped within the world of internet gaming. Wait a minute… hot girls don’t play video games. What a rip, FAKE! Go to Watchtheguild.com for more info!
Love Sucks
Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*
A Sabotage Success
Watch how one of our Sabotages scares the bejesus out of some poor little girl. Yikes!
Hand-Eye Coordination Test
Find somebody with poor coordination and then watch them almost die when they take this test.
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