Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

What do you do when one of your dance parteners has a seizure on stage? Keep on dancing!

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

You can either stick your tongue to a pole, or take this quiz about that holiday movie classic A Christmas Story.