This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

...and you might want to play along.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

She is so talented, so beautiful, so Presidential-like. But most of all, she's so charming!

Don't play with firecrotch, kids.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

It hasn’t been thirty minutes! Get back here and play this game!

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

He's available for 1/6 the price of other guitarists to play your wedding, bah mitzvah, or barbeque.

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?