When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

If there was a plane in this video it would be PERFECT.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! And he's a Lego! Weird!

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Japanese-talking, toupee-wearing Donald Trump! Oh crap!