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Let me paint a picture of a man-boy, a legend in the making. This man-boy lives in the woods of the great northwest - Jack London territory - Twilight territory - Kurt Cobain land... you know, like around Seattle.
He lives like a James Bond-Goldilocks, sneaking into people's houses, stealing planes (he learned to fly from video games), stealing speedboats, using night vision goggles to hunt and live off the land, and supplementing his diet with pizza that he has delivered to the woods. Not too hot -not too cold - extra cheese and just right.

The painting of this legend gets bolder, more intricate with every detail, with every stroke of the brush, and I'm not done stroking.
Like Yogi Bear he doesn't wear shoes while snagging "pic-a-nic" baskets, but he isn't stopping at sandwiches, and Park Ranger Smith isn't the only one he is outsmarting. The police and FBI are hot on his trail for over 50 alleged burglaries. Did I mention that he likes to take "cheeky" pictures of himself with victims' digital cameras (in my book this means pictures of his penis wearing sunglasses)?
Who is this man-boy, this 18yr old legend in the making?
Have you heard of Colton Harris-Moore? You just did. Oh, and Jason Bourne... GFY!
Watch the video below, and read these articles to find out more.
Now that you are on Team CHM (Facebook Fanpage alert!) and love him more than Jacob Black, would you pre-order a copy of his video game?
What would you call his video game?
What would you call his movie?
Do you think that Mercedes should be paying him for his endorsement?

Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration the next couple weeks!
When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.
You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!
Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.
This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.
This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.
When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.
Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.
Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!
Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Japanese-talking, toupee-wearing Donald Trump! Oh crap!