This baby smokes 40 cigarettes a day. PIMP.

In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.

Watch those Queer Eye guys sing a gay old version of 50 Cent's PIMP.

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