One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.
Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.
If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).
Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.
What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.
Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features pill poppers.
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