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Midget Michael Jackson

Midget Michael Jackson

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

 

Whose Hand is That

Whose Hand is That

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

 

Farting on Family Guy

Farting on Family Guy

Peter Griffin covers up his farts really well.

 

Snakes on a Claire Danes

Snakes on a Claire Danes

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

 

Snakes On a Bible: Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Holy Bible

Snakes On a Bible: Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Holy Bible

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

 

Kanye West Is Gay?

Kanye West Is Gay?

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.