When you're so famous that people hire look-alikes to show up naked at parties... that's pretty darn famous.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

It's a message people need to know about.

Britney's youngest, Jayden James Spears, recently made his debut in OK! Magazine

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

Nothing represents the strength of the Jewish community like a hand-bra. I love God's chosen people.

Watching people faint is surprisingly rewarding… especially when they take down the people around them!

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…