Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

This is bizarre, a wee bit creepy, but kinda incredible. That sloth's a hottie!

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Here's Paris and Nicole, BFFs since they were wee ones. See, Nicole really IS black!

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!

You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.

Look closely at the pictures. Once you’re done peeing in your pants, send this to a friend so that they, too, can pee in their pants.