Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

When you're so famous that people hire look-alikes to show up naked at parties... that's pretty darn famous.

These cookies are a must-have for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Dita Von Teese at an Oscars party.

Paris partied in Vegas this weekend for her birthday on the 17th. Here's some exclusive footage!

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.