Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

We have the perfect dating solution for that geek who's looking for love. Introducing Geek Harmony.

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

ESRB confusing? FYI, it’s not just you. Here is the DIY guide to understanding the T and A of E,T,M, and A.

Even dispite her recent image makeover, Tara Reid wants us to know she's still partying 'til she falls down.

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

This car was a one-way ticket to babe heaven in the 80s.

New England gangstas do it with taste. Werd.