PHOTOS
And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.
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10/6/2009
VIDEOS
You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!
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10/5/2009
PHOTOS
Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!
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8/23/2009
PHOTOS
Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.
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6/22/2009
PHOTOS
It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.
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5/12/2009
GAMES
This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.
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5/6/2009
VIDEOS
Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.
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4/30/2009
VIDEOS
Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.
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4/20/2009
VIDEOS
I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.
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3/31/2009
PHOTOS
Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.
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3/11/2009