Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy's Land Rover collided with a 2005 Toyota, which was struck by this '89 Acura.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She smokes weed in what appears to be a public café.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

More from the Paris Exposed files! Here she smokes a bowl in an elevator that's clearly marked "NO SMOKING."

When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.

Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.

Never ever ever ever give the keys to your brand new $50,000 car to your 14-year-old. Never ever ever.