This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Every week we’ll throw you ten tough question on topics ranging from Superheroes to Sex Videos. This week we have questions about the year 2001.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

Guess The Celebrity Sex Scene wants you to name the movie just by watching all the naughty bits.