What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

Paris doesn't need a bra for support, when she's got God and the good book on her side!

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

Wax On Radio are a collective from Logan Square, an area on the West side of Chicago that is quickly becoming a hotbed for new and emerging indie acts. They were kind enough to swing by our studio while they were on tour and we always welcome bands from the Midwest through our doors. Plus anyone that plays the guitar upside down is pretty awesome in our book!

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

We’ve turned one of your favorite 80’s movies into a suspenseful video game. You are Bender and you’re job is to save the rest of your friends in detention from the evil school principal!

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

Nicolas Cage just might kick ass in the movie version of the comic book "Ghost Rider." I love flaming skeletons.

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?