This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!

In this video, that guy from 24 teaches us about Token Power!

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

The shocking, fake video of Marc Ecko tagging Airforce One.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.

Another video about people who believe in little, green men.

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

Can you tell the difference between Cash or Hash? We can’t, but that’s only because we’re high right now

These people are the reason why taxes were invented – rich jerks.

Look at boobs or do your taxes? Can’t decide? Do both!

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

In honor of STD Awareness month, we bring you this barf-tastic game of This or That!