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JLo is Better Than You

JLo is Better Than You

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

 

Silversun Pickups-Rusted Wheel

Silversun Pickups-Rusted Wheel

Here’s a special encore performance from one of the best bands we have ever had in the LG studios and who have gone on to do quite well this year!

 

Pluto Hunts Children

Pluto Hunts Children

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

One of these things…

One of these things…

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

 

Kitty Likes Crack

Kitty Likes Crack

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

 

Britney Takes a Dump on The VMAs

Britney Takes a Dump on The VMAs

The horrendous atrocity that was the Britney Spears VMA performance can be summed up in this one image. Priceless.

 

Uruk-hai Hunt for Frodo!

Uruk-hai Hunt for Frodo!

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

 

5th Graders Love Booty

5th Graders Love Booty

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

 

Everybody Say "Hand Job"!

Everybody Say

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

Portrait in Honor of Blind Singer, Found Ironic.

Portrait in Honor of Blind Singer, Found Ironic.

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

 

15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

15 Inch Waist Is Still Fat

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.

 

Jake G is Gay?!

Jake G is Gay?!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

 

Fake or Slutty #5

Fake or Slutty #5

We show you pictures of celebrities getting their slut-on – can you guess which pics are real and which ones are photoshopped fakes

 

Conan's First Monologue

Conan's First Monologue

In the year 1993... 14 years have passed and neither Conan's hair or funny have changed. If you claim to have been a fan since this episode you’re probably a liar.

 

Nice Ass Grandma

Nice Ass Grandma

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

 

That Is One Huge Artistic Beard

That Is One Huge Artistic Beard

Why would you meticulously place chest hair on a piece of "art"?

 

A Ballsy Opinion of TV News

A Ballsy Opinion of TV News

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

 

What's Under Her Umbrella?

What's Under Her Umbrella?

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.