Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

We kinda hoped one of this firecrackers would have blinded the person who lit all them.

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Rev up your engines, unless you’re too “chicken” to race?

Here's a mash-up of sorts of Fellini's 8 1/2 and Eminem's 8 Mile. These movies were made for eachother.

Remember: If there's one constant truth in this world, it's that Windows will always suck.

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

Somebody can't hold their peepee. We'll let you guess which one.

It’s time to scare the crap out of your friends again with an LG Sabotage! This one involves a cop, a crash, and the sounds of bloody murder.

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Ah yes, we knew there was at least ONE person who watched The Matrix.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Oh look, it's your mom! Snap! Gotcha! Waazzzz up!

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.

Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”