So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

It is good to see minor leaguers are learning how to kick some ass. Hopefully they get called up and teach Barry or A-Rod a lesson or two with their fists.

Forget about maps and look at some boobs.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

We show you pictures of celebrities getting their slut-on – can you guess which pics are real and which ones are photoshopped fakes

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

Why would you meticulously place chest hair on a piece of "art"?

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

At the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, one deer was tired of being upstaged. So he ran into traffic and jumped over a dude on a motorcycle.

'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"

The modern hippie is one giant annoying pile of stereotype.

Blockbuster sequels in theaters and on the internet. Keepon takes it to the streets. Spot the guys from Spoon making cameos in this one.

When we first thought up the idea for the Live at LG acoustic sessions this is pretty much what we had in mind. One guy, one keyboard and goose bumps!

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Jimmy Kimmel's audience reaction will help you laugh through hearing "Chocolate Rain" one last time. That's about 14 minutes Tay...

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.