Liquid Generation’s very own Human Interest Robot interviews a Hippie to find out why he’s getting all whiney over Thanksgiving.

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My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

Paris attended the Jay-Z convertin Vegas this weekend, spending most of her time with her BACK to the stage! After his performance, the perpetually self-absorbed heiress jumped on stage and had the DJ play a couple of her songs so she could lip-sync along -- but she puked instead!

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

That's a smart lady.

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

Like everything cool, this TV show was produced by Pharrell. He IS a huge Star Trek fan!

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

A cop convention finds the Reno County sherrif's department in Miami. Wackiness to ensue.

The Strangers with Candy movie trailer. Yeah, I didn't see this when it was in theaters, either.

...That explains a LOT!

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

In this, the sixth edition of Name that Game, the games get named in a way you never thought possible!

Robert Altman strikes us as the kind of guy who would have liked Whoose Boobs. Let’s play a round in his honor.

She's getting a sneak peak of the goods, and her gal don't mind!