Never ever ever ever give the keys to your brand new $50,000 car to your 14-year-old. Never ever ever.

This is Disco Duck's older brother.

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

Mister Rogers gets a visit from his old buddy, the cop. They soak their feet and the cop sings a song about love. AWWKWAAAAAARD.

Old people are hilarious! This guy yells until his dentures fall out!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.

Where is the score card for the old lady in a wheel chair?

Boob days, boob days, dear old golden boob days.

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Here's a human reinactment of the old-school video game Pong. Now what about Grand Theft Auto?

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

Do you know what an older man can give you?

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.