Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

 

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

 

7 year old Steals Car

7 year old Steals Car

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

 

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

 

Wino Haunts School Children

Wino Haunts School Children

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

 

Heather Locklear Does Doggystyle

Heather Locklear Does Doggystyle

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Louis Vuitton Cutlass

Louis Vuitton Cutlass

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

 

Bat Mitzvah Idol

Bat Mitzvah Idol

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

 

Tyra Banks is Homeless

Tyra Banks is Homeless

After spending one day pretending to be homeless Tyra Banks claims she understands their plight. She also only spent one day in high school and proclaimed "I'm smart".

 

Gary Busey vs. 11 Year Old Girl

Gary Busey vs. 11 Year Old Girl

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

 

Star Wars Explained by a 3-Year-Old

Star Wars Explained by a 3-Year-Old

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

 

Synthesizer Medley

Synthesizer Medley

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

 

Will Ferrell Sells Beer

Will Ferrell Sells Beer

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

 

Fergie Flies Low

Fergie Flies Low

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

 

Romney 4 Class Prezident 08

Romney 4 Class Prezident 08

Haven't seen those tactics busted out since the high school gymnasium.

 

Jennifer Connelly Loves Fractals

Jennifer Connelly Loves Fractals

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

 

Desperate for attention much?

Desperate for attention much?

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

 

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

 

Mummylicious!

Mummylicious!

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

 

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