The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Proof that Blue lives!

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

Is she a Cougar or a young celebrity with old woman attributes? You Decide?

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.