These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

These people are lucky to be alive, you are lucky there were cameras.

Contrary to popular believe, fugly people are also ugly on the inside.

Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

An oldie but a goodie, watch as people react to a Leprechaun sighting in Mobile, Alabama.

This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

More people would go to musuems if the art magically turned into video games.

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

It kind of makes sense why some people don't believe in evolution, is this progress??

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.