In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Which Spider-Man character are you?

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Jamie Kennedy has done it again. And this time, he's breakdancing.

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.