We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.
You use lines from Homer Simpson in every day conversation. But how well do you really know the words of America’s favorite animated dad?
It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.
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We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.
The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.
It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.
Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!
What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!
OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!
It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.
Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?
Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.
Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.
Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!
And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.
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