First Jello-O Pudding pops and now this. Bill Cosby has lost his mind.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

And if you're the CEO of Wrigley you're saying, Who the Hell is Matt?

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

In theaters 5-16-08. The Pevensie siblings return to Narnia, where they are enlisted to once again help ward off an evil king and restore the rightful heir to the land's throne, Prince Caspian.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

In theaters 4-4-08. A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

In theaters 7-25-08. Two spoiled guys (Ferrell and Reilly) become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched.

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.