Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

Mister Rogers gets a visit from his old buddy, the cop. They soak their feet and the cop sings a song about love. AWWKWAAAAAARD.

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

When practicing physically-demanding breakdance techniques, make sure your buddies don't hate your face.

Man pretends to get electrified… and discovers his buddy screams like a girl!

Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger try to act. This guy is nutty.