The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

Nothing is more precious than the face of a child… as she is screaming in horror. Oh children, truly a gift.

N00bs & PWNage. What else is the internet for?

Bette Davis' portrait painted with nothing but mascara and the song "Bette Davis Eyes" as an inspiration.

A fire in a UK fireworks factory leads to – what else? – a massive explosion!!

Nothing says "Hallmark moment" like a little father-son bonding.

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

Beyonce is on vacation in Monaco... in a bikini. Why else are you looking at this?

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a girl flash her fun bags, and by fun bags I mean boobs.

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!