Some people have NO SHAME... There's nothing wrong with celebrating Brazil's famous Carnival with a little fornication. There's nothing wrong with doing IT under water, or even in public (in some cases), BUT so close, and in plain sight, of all those kiddies and grandpas/mas. Did they think they were being slick? Or did they just not give a rat's ass? ...We're going with the latter.

Yes these researchers at New Castle University are paid to blow up old subway cars and then study the explosions. Of course there is then the little matter of using their big brains and fancy degrees, no doubt,, to alter the explosion. Minor detail, nothing a little resume fudging won't take care of.

Sometimes, while trolling the internet for videos, we here at LG come across a gem like this. Nothing like a good old, middle of the street, thong in the air, cat fight complete with stellar impromptu commentary to welcome you back to the work week! "My hair is still in my hair, and what?"?! Enjoy!

Well, this is one way to convince people to wear seat belts ("wear seat belts so if you happen to be so damn annoying that people routinely try to crash their car to try to kill you, it just won't work!") Here is the translation from Youtube: - I have been meaning to tell you for a while...I have... decided to leave you. It's final. There is nothing you can do or say about it. - And don't pretend you don't know whom I am leaving you for...You have known all along that I have been having an affair with him...You just refused to believe it...Childhood friend! We grew up together. - I am taken the child. And as you know, since I will be a divorced mother with a small child in my care, any judge will leave the apartment to me. - The beach house as you remember is under my name, so I will keep that as well. All the necessary papers are ready. And well, there is a car... But I hope you're not about to take your own present back, are you now? - Well?!...Say something!... Don't you need anything?! - I have got everything I need. - Really? And what's that if you don't mind my asking? - The seat belt. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Free phone? Sure you can be the leader of the free world! By the way, we know nothing about this free phone situation and have no idea where this lady gets her information. [UPDATE: apparently this lady is referring to the Lifeline assistance program which provides discounted phone service to low income households. The programs been around since 1985 however, so we're not sure Obama should be getting quite so much cred]

Really this is nothing new, a product promising to increase one's sexual prowess, but the fish and dog too? Let's break this down. Man puts on Brut aftershave. Suddenly man's wife is pregnant (and apparently it's 8 months later). Also with child, however, are man's fish and dog. Ergo, Brut turns men on to beastiality.

This video is hilarious! Nothing we could write here could come close to any of this man's brilliant one liners. Welcome to Eric Kelly's Church Street Boxing Gym where Eric has little faith in his clients and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. The problem? Because of the gym's location it's clientele consists mostly of wall street guys whom Eric feels have no business up in his world, "You don't see me going down to wall street, picking up a brief case and trying to type do you? Cuz that's not what I do, i beat the f*ck outta people, ya know what I mean?" (Sure. Because that's what wall street people do, type. ) Watch on...

Have we learned nothing from Hollywood?

Great, now there's nothing to stop them.

Absolutely nothing, he's just letting his freak flag fly and having a private dance party.

Out of nothing.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Just wants to hang out, maybe take a brief nap...nothing too stressful.