Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

This is my favorite move. Although I'm not an actual wrestler, and I use this move while naked. Don't tell my mom.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

Grease is not the one that I want. More drunken Paula Abdul, please!

This version of Jaws has all the stuff you never thought you'd want to think you'd like to see in the movie. No refunds.

We have the perfect dating solution for that geek who's looking for love. Introducing Geek Harmony.

The SLIP are a trio from Boston and Montreal who sound like there’s at least 6 people in the band. When they were in out studio we kept having to double check and make sure there were only three of them. It’s true. Anyway, they came in and treated us to an acoustic-y rendition of their single called “Children of December.”

This week, NtG takes on NES’s great competitor, Sega Genesis. It didn’t have as much processing power, but it did have way better commercials.

Wow. You think this guy has a hard time getting jobs now?

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!