This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

Her butt has my vote!

Is Fabiola wearing lingerie, or is IT wearing HER? Ha!

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

These pill pillows are made to look like anti-depressants! Ingenious!

A British man, as a non-threatening hooligan-type, explains what "Uban Sprinting" is. Watch him terrorize the mall!!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.

Richard Simmons shows David Letterman has steamer. I still can't believe Letterman didn't ask him if it was from Cleveland.

Be careful when photocopying at work! And always wear panties.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!