He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

Well at least it hasn't been used recently…

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

No, not that kind of beaver you perverts…

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

In theaters 11-21-07. Ruminations on the life of Bob Dylan, where seven characters embody a different aspect of the musician's life and work.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Not seeing your reflection in a mirror is like being transported immediately into a dumb M. Night Shyamalan plot.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.