Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

If you ever want to make bread, you might want to avoid all the weird dancing and just stick to the baking.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Even if you hate cats like I do, you will not be able to fall in love with these little buggers!

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

Can you tell the difference between a celebrity who's a cougar and one who's not?