The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

This. Guy. Rules. "Heeeeell Naaaw."

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

Here's a pitch by pitch reenactment of the 1986 World Series in RBI Baseball.