OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

For the ghetto minded.

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Rihanna Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

NFL athletes can't stay out of jail. Play our new game and see if you know who's afraid to drop the football in the shower.

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

Start the New Year with a bang – with boobs you’d like to bang.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.