Start the New Year with a bang – with boobs you’d like to bang.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

It’s time to choose which mug shot you’d rather bang. Fun!

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

This literal version of A-ha's "Take On Me" is the song of the year.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.