Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Short textAutodrone are a four-piece from New York who usually play with much louder guitars, but were willing to come by our studios and strip it down for us. The result was a much different sound than that found on their debut record, Panic.

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pork."

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Never ever ever ever give the keys to your brand new $50,000 car to your 14-year-old. Never ever ever.

Conan O'Brien is a huge fan of Mac products, and recently promoted Apple's new iPhone on his show!

Wow, this is new heights of sexiness for foot fetishists.

Grow your own metrosexual with the NEW Chia Beckham!

These dudes donned crappy disguises to see if the Richmond, Virginia DMV would let them get new drivers license photos. And they sure did!

Paris side-swiped some garbage cans at the end of her driveway, giving her brand-new $400,000 Bentley a few scratched and a mean dent. Let's see how the heiress reacts!

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

Brings a whole new meaning to "phat ride"!

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!