Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

These boobs got a brand new look, and they’re feeling better about themselves.

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

She sure has a type.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.