The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

Brings a whole new meaning to "phat ride"!

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Brings a whole new meaning to "feeding the kitty."

Best of 2006's fake-bleeped TV clips. Too bad they weren't bleeping Vanessa Minnillo's New Years appearance!

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!

A new year approaches! Resolution number one: waste more time playing stupid internet games.

A unanimous jury selected the new logo. How will Firefox users respond? Sexily.

How much useless information did you retain this year? Put your 2006 know-how to the test in four different categories: music, movies, television and celebrities.

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

Finally, the motion picture event you been waiting for all year... Transformers: The Trailer. Enjoy.

"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.

Brings a new meaning to the term "screwdriver!" Ouch!