Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

These Hanukkah hotties can light your fire and menorah! Get naked and play Spin the Dradle!

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

We’ve all wondered what Bob Barker looks like naked, don’t even lie, but who would you choose?

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

LG's got the first footage of the Larry King Live interview with Paris Hilton! Best part: she's naked!